Soggy-mitten-osis. noun
An acute condition characterized by extreme grimacing and colorful language when putting on soggy mittens. Psychiatric admissions common when the afflicted realizes their mittens/hats/gloves are not dry, even after a night on the heat register.  
   
The cure: The MittenDryer finally solves the age-old problem of wet gloves and mittens. No more holding your nose and cringing while putting on sodden and smelly mittens. Holds up to 9 mittens/hats/gloves. May be hung or freestanding anywhere (except directly on woodstoves)  
Hand Made from Birch with
a natural oil finish.
Folds for easy storage
and shipping.
 
US $19.50  
CDN $19.50  
     
  A portion of our profits goes to environmental organizations such as The Rails to Trails Conservancy, WorldChanging.org, The Natural Resources Defense Council, and Greenpeace.
Patent #5,247,752